May, 2008

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An Institution of Learning

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This is my old high school. I can’t believe someone bothered with a class gift. Clearly someone ruined the student apathy my class worked hard to build.

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That’s Sam’s ear.

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Just one “R” too many.

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Oh god…

Awful doesn’t cover it… make sure you at least get to 2:50 though…

Deoxyribonucleic Asshole

I can’t stop watching this video:

Go Away, George Michael

How does one entertain themselves while standing around in a men’s room, not for biological functions but rather electrical outlets, waiting for one’s cell phone to charge in order to be able to use the GPS to get home?

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Answer: finding the single largest contiguous pattern of same-color blocks on the tile floor (diagonal blocks don’t count).

This was, of course, performed in a one-occupant, lock-the-door men’s room. I’m not weird.

“Headline” News

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It’s so great how CNN covers the real news, unlike those other cable news networks, right? Right?

My lunchtime viewing was all this junk and the D.C. “madam” suicide.

I remember the day that Anna Nicole Smith died, the CNN broadcasts I saw in this same pizza joint were stuck on the story all day.

FOX News gets bashed a lot, but as far as I can see, no one in the cable news race can really claim any sort of journalistic high ground.